Bah Humbug

I hate holidays. Even the little ones. But the more effort required from me by the holiday, the more I hate it. What do I want for Christmas? Silent nights. I want no Christmas music for 3 solid months. I want no red and green slamming me from all directions no matter where I go. I want none of those stupid mechanical singing santas and snowmen. I want no "merry christmas" from people who wouldn't otherwise say a word to me at any other time of the year.
Bah Humbug.